The Amazing Spider-Man would also have its unique Pop-Tart flavor in “Yum-azing Vanilla,” with the tarts having a vanilla filling, red top frosting, and blue spiders.
And the hardest to find was the vile Green Goblin can, with the verdant villain dotting only one of the cans in the series. Though there weren’t any special flavors, they featured images of Spidey from the movie. If the Tart was flat-out BAD, it would be a negative, but as it is, it just feels like they are at least making up for their laziness.Beyond Pop-Tarts, several other food and drink items took the opportunity to promote 2002’s Spider-Man. Toasted-to-Untoasted ratio:ī- : I guess I am impressed with the amount of sludge offered up here, so that’s something.
Great Responsibility:ī: These Pop-Tarts do not have nearly as much power as you would hope, so their level of responsibility is more middling. They may have fired all their Flavor Chefs, but they aren’t skimping on the guys who fill these Tarts. Maybe it was a fluke in the two I ate, but they were positively DRIPPING with Pop-Tart sludge once I bit into them. I can only meander on so much about unicorns because you YET AGAIN dressed up Strawberry Pop-Tarts, Kellogg’s! Taste:Ĭ : BRING ME PICTURES OF NEW FLAVORS! NEW FLAVORS: THREAT OR MENACE?! TELL SPENCER SMYTHE TO COMMISSION ANOTHER POP-TART SLAYER! Amount of Filling:Ī+ : Honestly, the most noteworthy aspect of these Tarts was the sheer AMOUNT of filling inside them. But on the other hand, if Pop-Tarts are going to come out with new flavors, I would prefer they were, you know, NEW FLAVORS. I went to an IHOP once that ironed on a photograph of The Gobbeldy Gooker on my eggs. On one hand, I’m a big fan of printing nonsense images on breakfast treats. I am actually not sure how I feel about this. They taste like… pretty much any other fruit-flavored candy in the world. They grow only deep within the remnant of Avengers Tower on the only know Parker Tree. Wait, how do you do Unicorn Pop-Tarts and not somehow make the sludge rainbow colored? Step up your game, Pop-Tarts! It’s, like, the ONLY thing people associate with unicorns! I’m sure you can figure that out!ĪNYWAY, So these Far From Home themed Tarts are Spidey Berry! Spideyberries are not found in nature, but are actually futuristic StarkTech. Have you heard the good news about #PopTartQuest?” “Hi, I’m training, and these are my pretty pretty unicorn Pop-Tarts. What a great way to start my new job this month. Of all the fruit tarts, they might be the reigning champion. Here’s the thing… I like Cherry Pop-Tarts. I actually thought those were My Little Pony branded Tarts, but… I guess they aren’t? They are just Generic Cartoon Unicorn. Fun fact, the #PTQ skippedĮntirely because they are just Cherry Pop-Tarts with a picture of some kind of weird horse/narwhal hybrid on them. Man, Pop-Tarts never misses an opportunity to just print a picture on a Tart and call it new.
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